spongebob sailor mouth script

Basil: NOOOOO! Hahaha! (the three are painting her house, Patrick is painting the sand). Looks like me house is getting a painting! SpongeBob: [starts running after him] No, wait, Patrick! Danny: Oh, no! Sailor Mouth II (transcript) Edit. SpongeBob and Patrick: We promise. Patrick:(shakes hands with SpongeBob) Agreed! It was controversial with parents groups due to the characters' (censored) swearing. [SpongeBob and Patrick gasp in shock] [rolls dice] Escalators! Now, let's play a nice, wholesome game of Eels and Escalators. Miss Bianca: I guess you three scallywags have earned a glass of lemonade! Basil: Now I'm gonna let go of yer lips, and when I do, I want you boys to calmly tell me what you need to tell me, understand? Mr. Krabs: Yes, that one. From this day forth the foul word shall never pass our lips! (Tongue Play; Scraping Their Tongue with their hands). Patrick: Don't worry, SpongeBob, I understand. SpongeBob: Hi, Patrick! (Everyone leaves the Krusty Krab with disappointing shouts, a fish says in the background: "I'm eating at the Chum Bucket!") Time to take out the trash. https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Sailor_Mouth/transcript?oldid=3359732. Miss Bianca: What? [honks the horn] Ow, ooh! Patrick: I'm sorry, too, SpongeBob. (Eagle) Oh (Seal)! Patrick: My turn! Mr. Krabs: Yes sirree, that's bad word number 11. https://spongefan.fandom.com/wiki/Sailor_Mouth_II_(transcript)?oldid=160143. [Jiminy Cricket hears the intercom and a giant human ear pops out of his head; he pushes it back in] Hi Jiminy, how the [bleep] are ya? Patrick: (walks into the Krusty Krab) Pretty (Turns into a frog then Dolphin chirp) good, SpongeBob. Mr. Krabs: Yes, that one! [SpongeBob throws the trash in the dumpster and then looks at some writings on the dumpster.] (Squidward holds up a trash bag). And don't forget to ask us to (turns into a buffalo then Dolphin chirp) the (Turns into an orangutan then Dolphin chirp) fries. [Everyone leaves the Krusty Krab, grumbling in frustration], [The Krusty Krab customer meter is running down. But Patrick also said it so they were both running to tell Mr. Krabs. [The title card has men singing part of song, "Sailing Over the Dogger Bank"] ♪Watcha twigger she's a proper jubby-jewel... On a passage from the Dogger Bank to Great Grimsby!♪ [then we see the Krusty Krab in night] Basil: Well, it's the worst time of the day once again. But when Mr. Krabs hears them he goes berserk and warns them never to use it again. Patrick: Nice [dolphin chirp] day, isn't it, Squidward? Now, let's play a nice, wholesome game of Eels and Escalators. The Krusty Krab! Patrick: [walks in door of the Krusty Krab and eats an ice cream cone, but throws away the cone] Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs! As punishment for fouling the air in me restaurant with yer foul words, you're going to give the Krusty Krab a fresh coat of paint from top to bottom. And if you're going to talk like sailors, then you're going to work like sailors. [both laugh] Patrick: But, you said "[dolphin chirp]"! This page has been accessed 42,383 times. The voice of the people! Krabs is a... hmm? SpongeBob: Yeah, verily. Patrick, no, please don't tell! (time 1 hour later card; everyone is painting Betty Krabs' house). Romeo: Darn. Mr. Krabs:(gasps) Oh, dear mother! But it is revealed she didn't say one of the bad words, instead it was the horn of Old Man Jenkins' car horn which had censored what she said. [Flops arms up and down like a seal], Romeo: Come on, that fish needs a new pair of shoes! (SpongeBob walks into the Krusty Krab next day). Mr. Krabs: Not if you're a sailor. My poor heart. "Sailor Mouth" is the first segment of the 18th episode of the second season, and the 38th overall episode of the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. Mama Krabs: [shocked] Oh, dear! [put his dentures back in his mouth; he and Gary jump in the bathtub and SpongeBob scrubs himself] Until they found a copy in the producer's underwear drawer. Male fish: [chattering (variously and) inaudibly] Those foul-mouth bottom feeders. Patrick: My turn! [a mother octopus covers her laughing children's ears and puts soda on one since she doesn't have enough hands] And don't forget to ask us to [dolphin chirp] the [dolphin chirp] fries. SpongeBob: You mean [dolphin chirp]? Romeo: [taps on the microphone and speaks into it] Attention, customers, today's special is a [bleep] Krabby Patty served in a greasy [bleep] sauce and grilled to [bleep] perfection. History Comments Share. Please note: Due to constant attempts by spambots to get access to SpongePedia, account creation is currently disabled. Danny: [eats an ice cream but throws away the cone] Basil, Basil, Basil! You understand, right, Patrick! Patrick: [rolls dice] Es-skee-lators! Yay! Danny: But you said [bleep]! Timmy Turner learns a bad word while watching a horror movie with his friends, Chester and A.J.. Escalators! (rolls dice) Uh, eels again. Krabs is a [dolphin chirp]. [dice turn over to crocodiles], Romeo: AAHH, [bleep]!!! With Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass, Clancy Brown. SpongeBob: ...number thirteen... Jiminy Cricket: Er...he said...um, well he said... [Jiminy whispers]. Mama Krabs: You should all be ashamed! [faints]. Ha, ha, ha! I think I know what that means. Mr. Krabs! Next SpongeBob: Gee, I'm glad Mr. Krabs told us that word we were using was a bad word! This [dolphin chirp] day is particularly [dolphin chirp] lovely! Time to take out the trash. escalators! Break out the happy snacks! Patrick: Not if I tell first (transfroms SpongeBob into a cow)! MY [bleep] FOOT! It's Mr. Bernard and his jalopy. Romeo: Let's make a vow, Danny. Patrick: Don't worry, SpongeBob, I understand. We'll be good citizens, just like good ol' Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob: Come on, Gary needs a new pair of shoes! Now quit saying it! He stops SpongeBob and Patrick from using the word by informing them that it is a bad word, then SpongeBob and Patrick regret their uttering. Patrick: You use them when you want to talk fancy. SpongeBob: (as a hippopotamus) From now on, we shall not let a foul word stain our lips! Tom: I don't understand. SpongeBob: (as a dinosaur) We'll probably get 40 lashes! Basil: Yes, that one. It will be our [dolphin chirp] pleasure. Basil: Yes sirree, that's bad word number 11. I don't think her little old heart can take it! Mr. Krabs: Ah!! [Romeo goes to the dumpster while bringing the trash bag]. Mama Krabs: [wakes up] You should all be ashamed. SpongeBob: Patrick, Patrick, Patrick! Brace the cash register! SpongeBob: Takin' out the trash, takin' out the trash. WHAT [bleep] GENIUS PUTS A [bleep] ROCK IN A [bleep] PATH?! You shouldn't talk about Squidward like that!" [Romeo throw the trash and then looked at some writings on the dumpster]. SpongeBob and Patrick: He said that word that you said we shouldn't say...! Rikki-Tikki-Tavi: I thought this was a restaurant, not a gutter mouth convention. What [dolphin chirps] genius put a [dolphin chirps] rock in a [dolphin chirps] path?! (cut to SpongeBob with 13 fingers) We're gonna tell your mom, Mr. Krabs. Patrick: Nine... I thought I made it clear. You two need to be tarder lesson. You just sprinkle it over anything you say, and Wham-O! [dice is thrown and lands on escalators] Ha! SpongeBob and Patrick !!!!! [bleep!. Mr. Krabs: "It's the worst time of the day again (cries) closing time." Basil! Danny: You use them when you want to talk fancy. [gasps] We're gonna tell your mom, Mr. Krabs! [dice turn over to eels] Basil: [worried] No, please, not my mother! [runs to dining room with toilet paper stuck to one of his legs] All hands on deck! I'll be back. Mr. Krabs: Hold on there, SpongeBob! Romeo: I can run faster than you! [SpongeBob goes to the dumpster while bringing the trash bag] Mr. Krabs: [eyes SpongeBob] What kind of things? Why, I oughta make the two of you paint the Krusty Krab for using such language! What kind of.. (Dolphin chirp)!!!!! [rolls the dice] SpongeBob: (Fast) Me and Patrick were playing Eels and Escalators,and Patrick was going up,up,up,and I rode the eel and then we ran and Patrick, he said some things! Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob! SpongeBob: How [dolphin chirp] right you are, Patrick! Oh, hey! © 2020 MegaCartoons. Spongebob: "Well, see you in the A.M. Mr. [runs out the door] Mr. Krabs! Patrick: [riding on the back of an ice cream truck] See ya at the Krusty Krab! SpongeBob: You mean (Dolphin chirp) and our animalizing? Front and center! Krabs!! AH! SpongeBob SquarePants Production Music - What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor. Brace the cash register! (throws dice) Eels? [Romeo walks into the Krusty Krab the next day], Romeo: Hello, customers, nice [bleep] day we're having, uh? When the kid octopus was laughing, his hat was red. SpongeBob and Patrick learn a 'bad word' from the dumpster writing, and start repeating it to the shocked patrons of the Krusty Krab (censored with a vocalation of a dolphin), but Mr. Krabs does not like this! SpongeBob: And he-- [horn honks]--Mrs. Krabs, he didn't care! Ha, ha, ha! [runs out the door] Basil! List of episode transcripts This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " Sailor Mouth " from season two, which aired on September 21, 2001. (Imagines himself with 40 eyelashes). SpongeBob: But, Mr. Krabs, we were only using our sentence enhancers. SpongeBob: Hmm... dumpster writing! Setting #1 The Krusty Krab. Basil gasps] Romeo and cat! This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Sailor Mouth" from season two, which aired on September 21, 2001. Patrick: (Scratches neck) (Dolphin chirp). SpongeBob and Patrick: Mmm-mmm...! (rolls dice) Hooray! (rolls dice)Escalators! Basil: Uh... right, uh, you said what...? Patrick: It was terrible. When SpongeBob says "let's play a nice wholesome game of Eels and Escalators," we see a close up of the board, and you can see Patrick's legs. Patrick: Yeah, me too, because classy sophisticates like us shouldn't stain our lips with cursing. 10:04. Both: Mmm-hmm... [Basil lets go of their lips] He said [bleep]! Can't you see I got a [boat horn no. SpongeBob and Patrick: Bad word?! [laughs] "Nematodes are people too!" Squidward: Apparently the two barnacle-mouth brothers just learned a new word, and SpongeBob just said it over the intercom. Mama Krabs: I guess you three scalawags have earned yourselves a glass of lemonade! Patrick: That's a lot of [dolphin chirp] bad words. Eels ), squidward my mother that SpongeBob and Patrick learn a curse word and begin using frequently! 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