basil the rat script

(He slams the door.). Uniforms…(Chuckles) I got plenty of uniforms! Ratigan: (Mockingly) I would spend many a sleepless night if anything unfortunate were to befall her. Oh…my dear, I don’t think you understand. Excellent work, old man. (Innocently, Bartholomew hiccups again.) They look behind them and see that Olivia has turned on a toy music box, and is watching the noisy fireman band play. A child blows a raspberry at him, and his mother quickly covers his mouth.). He and Dawson leap out of its way and onto an Around the World path toy. Just returned from military duty in Afghanistan. Hello. (Basil has changed into a brown jacket for his detective work.). Basil: (Simply) Actually it’s…elementary, my dear Dawson. Now Toby! Ye…Yeah! See what you can do with the proper motivation? Trailer Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. Basil has found Dawson and is helping him sit up, lightly slapping his cheek to wake him up. (Dramatic pause) SPLAT! (Dawson eyes him in confusion) Now, you will remember to smile for the camera, won’t you? (Toby pauses and looks at Basil, confused at this last piece of the description) Oh, he’s a peg-legged bat with a broken wing. (Softly) Quiet! I simply have no time for lost fathers. He tosses a dart over his shoulder, scoring a direct bullseye on the dartboard.). Thinking quickly, Basil jumps from the gear and onto a lever, which lifts up a chain towards her. The lighting turns red as the illusion is shattered. A squeaking noise is approaching from below, and she leans back to look down. "Set it off now." And wondrous things like the Tower Bridge Job Set it… off… now? Oh no, oh no. Fidget: (Straining) Nuts… Open wide. Dawson: We all make mistakes! From inside the pipe, we can hear Basil and Dawson as they climb their way up the pipe. I’ve won! That the paper is of… (He tosses it in his hand, testing the weight to determine what type of paper it is.) The scripts of the programmes that turned Basil and Sybil, Polly, the Major and the hapless Manuel into international cult figures, are complemented by photographs. This is no business for children. He left some rather unusual footprints. Dawson: Do you have any idea where we’re going? Olivia: (More upset) That’s why I m-m-must find Basil! ), Dawson: Basil! ♪, (As the song ends, they offer one last toast, while Ratigan finishes the rest of his wine. (lifts Basil by his collar and shakes him with one hand to demonstrate his power.) Let me go! The show was created and written by John Cleese and Connie Booth, who also starred in the show and were married at the time of the first … Basil: (begins to pace as Olivia follows him.) Time for mouse chow. Fidget's attention is focused on the showgirls as well, and doesn’t notice that Basil has seen him. Stature I present to you a statesman among mice, a gifted leader…, Robot Queen: (Continously) …a crusader for justice…, (The Queen was still muffled crying, is being dragged to the balcony by Fidget.). Out of my way! Olivia: I don’t know. During these lyrics, Miss Kitty puts on black gloves, removed her shawl, and ripped off her skirt, revealing her garter and feather boa around her waist. But he had a peg leg! BASIL! Basil the Rat is the sixth episode of the second season of Fawlty Towers, and the twelfth episode overall. (Most of his men are cheering at this bit of news, save one mouse, Bartholomew, whose attention is focused on his empty mug. Ratigan holds out his robe to catch him, but at the last moment, pulls back, letting the mouse hit the floor. The barmaid comes up to Basil and Dawson's table. The camera continues moving up along with Basil and Dawson. Unfortunately, Dawson has already drained his beer. Basil uses his darts from earlier in the movie to pin the map to the wall. Thug: Ah, begging your Majesty’s pardon. Olivia and Flaversham look towards the door as the rattling becomes more intense. Mrs. Judson: Now… there’s nothing to be afraid of, my dear. Basil: Ratigan, so help me… I’ll see you behind bars yet! Basil: (Whispering) Remember Dawson, we’re low-life ruffians. Basil: (delighted, snatching up the hat.) Olivia: Goodbye, Basil. As Basil stealthily moves between the toys and through shadows, Olivia and Dawson stay close behind. Basil: (pauses temporarily, feeling still depressed) Young lady, this is a most inopportune time. I'm lost. Olivia: Daddy, I can’t reach! After getting inside, Dawson closes the window. Basil turns as Ratigan knocks him down. Ha-ha! Mister Basil, help! Ratigan leans upside down over the railing to sneer at the boy from before. Basil! We merely look for a seedy pub at the only…spot…. (Dawson says nothing, but looks towards Basil when the younger mouse puts his hand on his shoulder.) Olivia: You know, Daddy, this is my very best birthday. The complete text of the scripts, from the 12 programmes which made up the TV comedy series, "Fawlty Towers". The drug is wearing off, and the sounds of gunfire awake Dawson. (He bangs his head against the bottle in frustration. She runs as the Robot Queen chases her around the bedroom.) Our Queen is in mortal danger! Mouse Thug 2: ‘Course you’re not. NOOOOOOOOOO! Under the influence, Dawson turns his attention back to the stage, and cheers and applauds loudly. He tries to grasp the top of the tower, but between the rain and Ratigan's weight, he can’t get a good grip. Here is our friend’s entrance. You’re a ton, toots. The Great Mouse Detective - 1992 Reissue Trailer, The Great Mouse Detective "Now on video" trailer (1986), The Great Mouse Detective - 1999 Video Trailer 1, The Great Mouse Detective (1986) "Coming to Video" trailer (1999), The Great Mouse Detective - 1999 Video Trailer 2. Back at Basil's flat, the detective has lit a lamp and is studying the list with his magnifying glass, Dawson at his side. I'm getting ahead of myself. Dawson: Now, let me see here... (Dawson puts his bifocals on and reads the headline.) Ratigan: (Mock crying) For years, that insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my plans. ), Thugs: ♪Even louder We’ll shout it! Basil: Toby! Over a dozen balloons are tied to the palace gate. ), Record: (Ratigan singing) ♪ Dawson has once more fallen back and is hanging on to Toby's tail for dear life. The barmaid is tickling a patron under his chin, but when he puckers his lips for a kiss, she punches him so hard he flies from his chair. Ratigan, having found some use for the bat after all, holds him up by his cheeks. Hearing this last piece of information, Ratigan cracks. Haven’t you figured it out yet, Doctor? Fidget keeps a tight hold on Olivia as she rushes towards Flaversham. He looks at the rat defiantly before his mother whisks him away. Ooh, I gotta hide! And quite soon, if I’m not mistaken. Dawson is petrified as the mouse bursts inside, rushing towards one of the many tables.) Inside the Great Hall, Ratigan is continuing down his list of tyrannical laws. Ratigan: ♪From the brain that brought you the Big Ben Caper Here, dry your eyes. )…the metal ball is released. ): And now, as you were singing? Dawson and Mrs. Judson look inside, where Olivia is already seated by the fireplace examining a magnifying glass with interest. (Flaversham hides her in the cupboard and stands in front of it, just as Fidget, the bat, bursts in though the window. Basil: You're a slimy, contemptible sewer rat! (One by one, Basil tosses the three pillows at Dawson, who holds them against his body, his face mostly covered.). Who knows what dastardly scheme that villain may be plotting even as we speak…, (Inside the prison, a mechanical robot is pouring tea into a cup. Behind any of which could lurk a bloodthirsty assassin! Basil starts rushing ahead, urging Dawson to follow him. Frightfully sorry, old man. Dawson lands on his back as a full-blown bar fight breaks out. (He then sees the fight in progress and that they also made the Disney Character Pinocchio fell on a root beer mug and lay his stomach on the root beer mug.) (Singing is clearly the last thing they have on their minds as they huddle close together. He tells Manuel to get rid of it, and he appears to comply, but is secretly keeping the rodent - which he calls 'Basil' - … Clearly of the type used in sewer lamps. Toby…. Coal dust. Drat! (Before Basil could answer, thundering footsteps appoach. Olivia: It’s just as I said. A present has just arrived in honor of your Jubilee. Felicia pouts for a moment, then spits the poor mangled bat out. All will bow before me! Fidget is grunting as he carries the Queen on his back, who is kicking him. Basil marches back down the window still and stands in front of his dog, speaking more strictly this time. Basil: Excuse me, Dawson. And then my father was gone. She screeches, and runs as fast as she can, with Toby close behind. Ratigan: Oh I love it! Confound it! Miss Kitty: ♪ Hey fellas ♪ I’ll take off all my blues ♪ Hey fellas ♪ There’s nothin’ I won’t do ♪ Just for you!♪. Oh! I love it! Barking, Toby rushes ahead. You can do what you want with me. Basil quietly shuts the door, just as a chair flies over and hits it. You’ve sewn your torn cuff together with the Lembert stitch, which of course, only a surgeon uses. Dawson: Oh! He's intolerant, rude and paranoid. Now, you’re certain you’ve told me everything? Dawson: Well my dear, Toby is… well, he’s uh, uh…. And now, as your new Royal Consort, I have a few…slight suggestions. (He disappears behind the curtain, taking Olivia with him.). He’s not afraid of a big, old, ugly, rat like you. (Fidget grabs the hats from the soldiers and stuffs them into his bag. Oh, I just love tearful reunions. Ratigan: SILENCE! (Ratigan bursts out, wearing a crown and purple robe decorated with medals. Miss Flamchester! Oh I do beg your pardon, Madam. Basil hangs his head as the cruel laughter continues. Dawson seems surprised at first, but then understands what Basil is asking him. He winds the key and sets it in front of her. The black claws truly met their mark this time, slicing into the flesh of Basil’s back and sending pieces of fur and cloth flying. Fidget: See how you like that! Finally, he had drawn blood. The head that made headlines in every newspaper Basil: Ratigan…no one can have a higher opinion of you than I have. Fidget now has the Queen held high over his head, and Felicia's jaws are open. Dawson: Not at all. (holds his magnifying glass to his eye, staring at Fidget's footprints.) The pianist, angry that Dawson is on his piano, is ready to hit him with a plank, but just as he swings, Dawson slumps down again. Come along, come along, come along, come along. A puzzled expression crosses his face as he pulls out the list, reading from it. Now available on video. Basil has regained consciousness and is once again on the bat’s tail. The Queen is delighted, and walks over. Down below, Basil sees Fidget up ahead, climbing into a drain pipe. Now, hurry along, Dawson. Ha! Olivia: Hello, Toby! Basil: (places Ratigan's bell on the mantle as a memory of this case.) (Echoing) DADDY!! A little girl needs help. In was slient, when the shop is dark; furniture is scattered as empty paint buckets are spilling out. Basil’s smarter than you! Narrator: Disney's animated classic, The Great Mouse Detective. Basil moves away from the table as Dawsoncontinues to study the now-clear chemical. Ratigan: You don’t know what a delightful dilemma it was trying to decide on the most appropriate method for your demise. Narrator: For the mouse who always gets his man. Basil is seething.). LET ME OUT!!! Guest Stars: John Quarmby (Mr Carnegie), Ballard Berkeley (Major Gowen), Brian Hall (Terry), Gilly Flower (Miss Tibbs), Renee Roberts (Miss Gatsby), David Neville (Ronald), Sabina Franklyn (Quentina), James Taylor (Mr Taylor), Melody Lang (Mrs Taylor), Stuart Sherwin (Guest). Here you are, sweetheart. (Flaversham is being restrained by Ratigan and tries to plead with the nefarious rat.). Basil: Basil of Baker Street, my good fellow. Dawson: Oh, I-I don’t want to impose. Olivia has unknowingly followed them, and she opens it further. Basil: Oh, how could I have been so blind? Basil lets the ashen remains of the list fall into a bowl, and he pats it down with a small wooden masher. Mouse Thug 1: Oh, oh, he didn’t mean it, Professor. 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